on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
if we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. just stay loyal & be honest. that’s all i ask muhfucka.
no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride
they’re just like “i might break you”
no you foolish mortal
i have the strength of a thousand horses
please, place yourself upon my back